By Ducky on February 27, 2017
The first trophy of the season goes to United. Surely that must mean something!
By Nickspinkboots on November 14, 2016
Arsenal fans have started a petition to remove November from the calendar year for football fixtures, it has emerged
By Ducky on October 31, 2016
The NFL comes to England! And everyone is thoroughly confused.
By Nickspinkboots on July 15, 2016
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has admitted he ‘doesn’t give a fish’s tit’ about the transfer window because he is too busy playing Pokémon Go.
By Nickspinkboots on May 6, 2016
Experts say dilly ding dilly dong may be call to open inter-dimensional portals
By Nickspinkboots on March 15, 2016
The filmmaker aims to spawn a multi-film franchise with ‘destruction on a bat-shit scale’.
By Nickspinkboots on March 14, 2016
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has declared the FA Cup the ‘Nickelback of football trophies’.
By Nickspinkboots on March 2, 2016
Arsene Wenger is set to axe Theo Walcott in favor of a crepe-making grandma, it has emerged